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Rain Day
It starts coming down hard around ten. The crew looks at the GC. The GC looks at the sky like he's negotiating with it.
Somebody finally asks, “So are we calling it?”
And the GC says…
“Depends whether
you're getting paid
by me or by him.”
you're getting paid
by me or by him.”
A short one
What's the difference between a rain day and a slow day?
Who you have to tell.
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