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Tuesday's Guy
Inspector fails the rough-in. Says the strapping's wrong.
“Your guy approved it Tuesday,” I tell him.
He writes for a second, doesn't look up, and says…
“Yeah.
Tuesday's guy retired Wednesday.”
Tuesday's guy retired Wednesday.”
One more, since you're here
An inspector told me once that code is the minimum legal quality.
I asked him if he'd want the minimum legal surgery.
Got a better one?
Every crew has one, and half of them can't be printed. Send it anyway and I'll decide.
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