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Three Vans, One Street

Thieves hit three vans on the same street overnight.

Cleaned out the plumber. Cleaned out the electrician.

And then…

Left the drywall guy's alone.
Even they've got standards.

One more, since you're here

Apprentice asked me why I haul the good tools inside every single night.

“Because a locked van is a suggestion.”

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