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The Deposit
Customer balks at the deposit. Says nobody's ever asked her for money up front before.
“Don't you trust me?”
And I told her…
“I do.
The cabinets don't.”
The cabinets don't.”
One more, since you're here
A fella told me once he doesn't believe in deposits.
I told him I don't believe in buying eleven thousand dollars of somebody else's cabinets on my own credit card, so the two of us were even.
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