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The Referral
Best customer you've got calls up and says she's told her sister all about you, and the sister's going to be calling.
You thank her. Genuinely. Referrals are the whole business.
Then she adds the part that makes your stomach drop. She says…
“I told her you'd
give her the same
price you gave me.”
give her the same
price you gave me.”
Three years ago
That price was from 2023. Copper has done things since then that nobody was warned about.
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