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Parking Was Difficult
One star. Not two. One.
I read it three times looking for the part about the work.
Here it is, the whole review, word for word…
“He was great.
Fixed it in an hour.
Would not recommend.
Parking was difficult.”
Fixed it in an hour.
Would not recommend.
Parking was difficult.”
One more, since you're here
A woman gave me five stars and two paragraphs about how polite I was. Not one word about the panel I spent nine hours on.
Twenty-five years on the tools and the thing they grade is whether you wiped your feet.
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