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The Inspector Who Came Early
The inspector pulls up two hours before he's supposed to.
The GC comes jogging across the site going, “Hey — we're not ready, we had you down for three o'clock.”
The inspector doesn't even slow down. He says…
“I know.”
While we're on inspectors
An inspector points at a wall and says that's not to code.
The GC says it's been like that for twenty years.
Inspector says: “So has the code.”
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