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The First Cold Night
First real cold night of the year. Phone goes off at eleven forty.
“My heat isn't working.”
I ask her how long it's been like that, and she says…
“Since August.”
One more, since you're here
Every October a furnace that's been dead for ten weeks becomes an emergency at the exact same hour in forty thousand houses at once.
Nobody has ever explained this and nobody ever will.
Got a better one?
Every crew has one, and half of them can't be printed. Send it anyway and I'll decide.
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