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Everything Wet

Seven o'clock on a Sunday. “The work you did is leaking.”

“Ma'am, I replaced your water heater. The leak's in the upstairs bathroom.”

“Yes,” she says. “It's water.”

And there it was…

“Right. So everything wet in this house
is mine now.
Good to know.”

One more, since you're here

Did a panel upgrade in May. Got a call in October about the Wi-Fi.

Told her it was definitely electricity-adjacent.

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