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Eleven Minutes
Customer calls, hot about the bill.
“Ninety dollars? You were in my house eleven minutes.”
And I told her…
“No ma'am. I was in your house
eleven minutes.
I was coming to your house
for an hour and ten.”
eleven minutes.
I was coming to your house
for an hour and ten.”
One more, since you're here
Fella asked why the Saturday rate was higher than the Tuesday rate.
I asked him why he wasn't at work.
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