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Cash Or Check
Guy watches you work all afternoon. Nice enough. Asks good questions. Then you hand him the invoice and he studies it like a menu he can't afford.
“Is there a discount if I pay cash?”
And you say sure, there is. He gets happy. Asks how much.
You tell him…
“Same price.
But I'll be nicer
about it.”
But I'll be nicer
about it.”
The other version of that conversation
“Do you do cash deals?”
Every man in this trade knows that isn't a question about payment methods.
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